“Good morning team,
We trust you’ve had a good weekend and have reflected on the letter that was delivered to you on Friday morning.
Regarding our recent management meeting and the agreed upon policy to adopt a multi-role employment strategy – the roll out will happen as follows:
Presenters will be issued a series of challenges. These challenges will follow a riddle to provide a clue as to the nature of the challenge. By now you will notice a screen has been placed in studio. The screen will act as a conduit for our instructions.
The riddle shall appear on the screen at the appropriate time, for the chosen presenter. The presenter whose name appears on the screen following the riddle will have 24hrs to complete the challenge.
Failure to do so will result in dire consequences for both you and our listeners.
To the listeners, for further information be sure to like our Facebook page to see the fate of our presenters.
Thank you for your co-operation.
Management”