A fitness fanatic has recounted the time she had a ripper so bad it caused a woman to pass out and the gym to be evacuated.
A gym was evacuated after a woman farted so bad that another woman puked and the management thought that there was a sewage problem.
Weightlifter Maxime van den Dijssel, in a video, said that she farted at the gym after a night of heavy drinking and kebabs. Her fart smelled so bad that a woman puked and the gym thought there was a serious problem.
“This one time I went to a spin class after a night of heavy drinking and 4am kebabs and I farted a fart that smelled so bad that a girl threw up and they had to evacuate the entire gym because they thought they had a sewage problem.”
Maxime said that she was too embarrassed to admit that it was her fart. “I was too embarrassed to tell them it was just me. So now, eight years later, I’m telling you guys,” she said.
One user said, “I farted and the smell woke my husband out of a dead sleep. He sat straight up and said, ‘The dog definitely s*** somewhere and we gotta find it.'” Another wrote, “I farted in class so bad they made everyone check their shoes for dog poo. I laughed so hard I had to leave.”
[credit: timesnownews]
